NicKilty (beautydreaming) wrote,

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Drunken Girl (outside window): WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Me (inside Maddie's room): WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Mitch (from inside his room): I WANNA ROCK!
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